Christina Aguilera Reacts To Kylie Jenner's "Dirrty" Halloween Costume

Our Reaction:

Christina’s Reaction:

The Dirrty Video is a seminal moment in every young man’s life. There are certain benchmarks in life and thats one of them. The important benchmarks for me:

1992 – Kelly Kapowski lets me know I’m not gay

1995 – The movie Species comes out. The moment when aliens and hardcore sex overlapped. 

1998 – The Wild Things Threesome comes into my life. The moment I was corrupted for life. 

(Also 1998 – Hit Me Baby One More Time video comes out, changing the School Girl Outfit forever)

2002 – The Dirrty Video drops. Namely Christina in the assless chaps and shaking her ass in the mini skirt:

And that was it, folks. That was the moment I think I stopped respecting women altogether. The moment I stopped looking at them as real humans and just things that I should try to have sex with. After 2002 it was all internet porn and then it was really a wrap, but XXXtina with the trashy two toned hair and her ass and crotch in my face was it for my innocence. (Click for Christina’s other sluttiest moments)

So I’m happy to see this sort of slutty self-objectification is still alive and well. Kylie Jenner carrying the torch for a new generation. Making sure this sort of sexiness continues on forever and ever. One hot slutty chick gets old and washed and a new one is there to continue what she started and such is life. There’s some 8 year old girl out there thats gonna reprise this role in 10 years for her Halloween costume and it will live on forever.

PS – Tyga going as Juelz Santana in the American flag outfit is not getting NEARLY enough shine. GREAT costume.